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| Who am I?
I was born in a small village outside Scarlsborough, Winchester, where I first received an award for outstanding servitude in the field of excellence. I am a fourteenth cousin of the virtuous Queen Mother and the expectant father of 23 children by 15 different women. Each child will be more surprising than the last. All will be graduates of my Alma Mater, Yalevard, and all will join me in my quest for priceless natural resources if they wish to receive any health benefits. For the past few years I have been collecting valuable minerals and building fences around the pile. The overall value of this heap is estimated at 100,000,000,000 dinars, or enough to bring back to life every person in history that ever walked the earth and feed them for four years. In death, as in life, I will lead a most luxurious lifestyle. I plan to bring with me several whores, both female and otherwise, to service me in the public baths, which I plan to build and charge admission for. For a price you may visit me in rich man's heaven. I'm also very fat and deserve to die. Here's my email address.
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